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Agent Steel. So good to see you!

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Becker, you old bastard.

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Come in! Come in.

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- Whiskey?
- Eh... Y...

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Yes, that is exactly what I want.
Whiskey. Perfect.

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- Cheers!
- Cheers!

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Good stuff. Real quenching.

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It was good to hear from you.

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- It must be what, 15 years?
- Twenty.

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What? Time flies.
What are you up to this time?

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Well, I'm on a mission.
An off-the-books kind of mission.

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So secret, I'm only one
who knows about it.

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Oh!

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That is <i>very</i> secret. Come with me.

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I've got some new toys
for you to play with.

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So I got your list.

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I think I have everything you requested...
and more.

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Well, good. I didn't manage
to bring any equipment,

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so I'm really
counting on you here, Becker.

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First I have this for you.

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Forget the old typewriter.

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With this beauty,
everything is powered with electricity.

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Only 16 pounds,
built-in speaker, adjustable volume.

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Uh... Adjustable?

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So you're not stuck
on real loud or real low? Uh, good.

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And you want to make a call without
the hassle of finding a phone booth?

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Well, watch carefully.

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Practical. Also eliminates
the need for pocket change.

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Exactly. Pretty neat.

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Now, do pay attention please.

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Want to know what this little baby can do?

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Takes photos. It's a camera.

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Not bad, Steel. How about this pen?

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- Seems regular to you. Right?
- Sure does.

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Would you say
it looks like an everyday pen?

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Yeah, pretty much, yeah.

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- Laser!
- Oh.

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Ask me to point at something.
Anything in here. Take your pick.

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- Uh... The floor.
- There! Look at it go!

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Pretty neat, eh?

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Yeah. Very, actually. Very neat.

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Now, over to the fun stuff.

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Here's everything you'll ever need
for your mission.

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Pick and choose.

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Ah, Becker, I was countin' on you here.
I didn't bring anything on this mission.

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I don't even have my iPhone.
Jesus Christ, and that suit.

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I'm going to look like Sherlock Holmes.
How old are you now, Becker?

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Fifteen, but I'll be 16 next month,
and on my sweet 16,

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I'm going to try and steal a kiss
from Miss Adelaide Simpson.

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Oh, if her mother doesn't object.

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Finally, a cruise to look forward to.

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Yeah, time to blow off some steam.

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And by steam, I mean semen.

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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

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I'm going to spray sperm
into female passengers,

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or into the condom
that's inside the females.

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- Mm.
- And touch breasts and fingerbang.

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And maybe lick a little, you know?

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It's going to be great.
A real fornication festival, eh?

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- It will, right?
- Yeah, always is.

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I got so much meat last year
in such a short amount of time,

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I had to triple the dose of Plan B pills.

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Really fucked up my digestion.

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The last couple of days last year,

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my penis was all numb and swollen,

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but I just kept going and going,
never giving in.

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Pushing it to the max.

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Wow, that's so cool. So cool.

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Okay, let's get to it.

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Hey, hey, hey. Hold it, hold it, se�orita.
Are you on the right cruise?

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Pretty sure I am.

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No, no, no, no. That can't be right.

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Why on earth would a beautiful girl
like you be single? Come on.

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Hold on, sir.

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Are you on the right cruise?

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<i>Oui.</i> I am.

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No, that can't be right. Why on earth
would a gorgeous guy like you be single?

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Are you sure you're on the right cruise?

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Enjoy your beverages, ladies!

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G�nther! There you are.

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<i>Hallo,</i> Captain. Can I get you anything?
I can recommend the Tequila Slammer.

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Oh, uh... I would... No, thanks.
I wondered if you had time

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to set up a candlelight
dinner for me tonight?

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Oh, absolutely, sir.
I will fix that, no worries.

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Oh, yes! Great.

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Uh... I want kind of a <i>Lady and the Tramp</i>
vibe to it, if that rings a bell?

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Mm, of course, I love that movie.
Very romantic. Nice choice.

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Oh, great. Yeah.

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I was in love with, uh, Lady
for quite a few years there.

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Never understood
what she saw in the Tramp.

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Anyway, may I ask you
a personal question, sir?

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Sure. Shoot.

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Are you a man who likes humor?

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Do you like to laugh, ha-ha-ha?

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Oh, of course. I love to laugh, ha-ha-ha.

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- Who doesn't?
- Oh, great!

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Because Hans actually has
a very great stand-up routine

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I've been meaning to tell you about.

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He could perform it
while you have your romantic dinner.

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Oh...

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Yeah, well, um...

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I think I just wanna make this
a more intimate thing.

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Oh, absolutely understood. Yes, of course.

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Eh... Uh...
But humor can actually, you know,

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tie people closer together
in a romantic way

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because you release endorphins
that... uh... relax you.

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Yes, uh... for sure. I... Hmm.

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You know, let... let... let's just try
to find, uh, another night for that, okay?

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Of course.
You are the captain.

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Yes.

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Okay, thanks, G�nther.

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Captain? Captain? Eh, it's just that,
well, you haven't heard his material,

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so it's only natural
that you are reluctant,

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and I understand that 100%.

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- Good!
- Um...

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But you... But you know
when you see a great movie,

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and you tell people
that they should go see it maybe,

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and they're like,
"Yeah, perhaps at a later time..."

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Yes.

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And when they do
eventually see it, they are like,

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"Oh, I wish I would have listened
to the person recommending it

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and seen it right away because it was
a great movie that I thoroughly enjoyed."

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This is a situation just like that.

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- It's identical.
- Okay.

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But, um, can we just talk
about this later?

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I... I really wanna make this date perfect.

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Sure. Yes, let's just circle back
to that later and come up with a plan

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for an event
here in the restaurant or something.

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Yeah, sure.

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P... Perfect. Thank you so much, sir.

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<i>Ja!</i>

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Uh, this is the key
to what we call the "fuckabin"

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because we put the two words
"fuck" and "cabin" together.

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- It's like a joke.
- Yeah, she gets it. Thanks, Nico.

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- Wow, thank you.
- And bring your beautiful friend as well.

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We'll be there.

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Nico, you don't have to explain the joke.
It takes the coolness out of it.

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Just say "fuckabin" like it is
the most natural word in the world.

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- And say it with confidence.
- Oh. Oh yeah, sure. Yeah. Totally.

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Sorry. So... That makes total sense.

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See you there, boys.

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Make sure to drink some egg whites, eh?
Hydrate beforehand. Bring your A-game.

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Okay. Yes. Sure. Can't wait.

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Uh, can I have
everyone's attention please?

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Hello. My name is Jonathan Fall,
and I am the captain of this ship,

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and I would like to welcome you all
to the Singles Cruise!

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Wh... What is that I'm feeling in the air?

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Can you... Can you guys feel that?

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What is that? It's so weird.

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It's a romance!

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It's romance... is in the air,
what I'm feeling.

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And, you know, it's not every day
we get to watch Cupid in action,

153
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so that sure is exciting.

154
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But can I have Miss Liza Barell
join me onstage, please?

155
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- No, I... I...
- Liza Barell?

156
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I would love to be on top of you.

157
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Liza? Oh, there you are, Liza.

158
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- Lick you up and down.
- Liza?

159
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- Wh... What?
- Come on up here, sweetheart.

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I am just so happy Miss Barell and I
don't have to run around

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trying to find a soulmate
because we've already found ours.

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Good luck, singles! Have fun.

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Thanks, guys.

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Yep. Sorry, she's off the market.
Taken.

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So hands off.

166
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Okay.

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- Wow, Captain. That was so romantic.
- Oh, thanks.

168
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I'm just hoping that one day
I will experience the intense love

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you guys have going.

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I'm so envious of you two.

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Well, don't give up, my <i>amigo.</i>

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That special someone
is out there somewhere.

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I sure hope so.

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And Pedro, when you lose your virginity,

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just make sure
that it's with the right girl.

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Wait until you find the one.

177
00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,375
Thanks, <i>amigo.</i>

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That's some good advice there. Definitely.

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- I will make a note of that in my journal.
- Great.

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And Liza, uh,
I have another surprise in store for you.

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Okay?

182
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Are you ready for an experience
out of the ordinary?

183
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I was. Very much. Yeah.

184
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,000
Oh, great. Come with me.

185
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,625
Guys? What the fuck?

186
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- Captain, your beverage.
- Oh, thanks, G�nther.

187
00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:44,833
Looks delicious.

188
00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:51,791
Mm! Ah. Ooh. That's great.

189
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You know, nothin' beats
that sparkling feeling

190
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you get from a quality soda.

191
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And this is real Cola.

192
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So no cheap imitation Cola here. No, sir.

193
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:04,083
- Good.
- Mm. It is, right?

194
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:08,125
So I'm kind of on duty.
I really have to get back to work.

195
00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:11,125
Oh, well, one of the perks
of dating the captain,

196
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I can decide to give you a night off.

197
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,791
- And that I have done.
- Oh.

198
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:19,750
Isn't it great to just get away
from the meat market downstairs

199
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,958
and just cultivate each other instead?

200
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:26,208
I bet Pedro and them are...
...pretty envious of us now.

201
00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:28,750
Yeah, I am sure they are.

202
00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,750
Yeah, because, you know,
when you think about it,

203
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this is exactly what they're looking for.

204
00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:37,916
You know? What we... have here.

205
00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,208
Mm!

206
00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,666
Holy mama, that was a great can of ?ola.

207
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,333
Even better than I expected. Hoo!

208
00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:01,416
Mm-hmm.

209
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,125
Ooh.

210
00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,916
- Miss Popular.
- What?

211
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,625
Uh... N... Uh, no, it's just a work thing.

212
00:12:07,708 --> 00:12:10,500
Oh, well, you know,
you can forget all about work now

213
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,041
because I have made conversation cards,

214
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:16,125
so that we, in a natural way,
can learn everything there is

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to know about each other
without it feeling forced.

216
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,250
Okay, I'm here.

217
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,666
All right. So what's your poison?

218
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:28,125
Uh... Weather?
Prices of things, before and now?

219
00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:30,291
Uh... Cat person or dog person?

220
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,791
Oh, here's a great one.

221
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,208
Soft drinks.

222
00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:44,666
We meet again, my white whale.

223
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,583
Tonight, we dance.

224
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:57,000
- Hey.
- Hey. Good date?

225
00:12:57,083 --> 00:13:00,541
No! That little cuntblocker
blocked cunt all night and beyond, really.

226
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:04,166
- I'm a marked woman on this cruise, boys.
- I'm sorry to hear.

227
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,750
Yeah, that sucks
because yesterday was wild.

228
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:11,000
We were tapping asses
for like five hours straight.

229
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,000
- What?
- Yeah.

230
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,309
Mm-hmm.

231
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,416
Classic tag teaming
with one of us going at it

232
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while the other
was hydrating and encouraging.

233
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It was awesome,

234
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,708
but it was way more exhausting
than I thought it would be, to be honest.

235
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When you reach hour four and five,
you're just running on fumes.

236
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,375
You're hitting that poontang on pure will.

237
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,958
- Are you going back at it tonight?
- No, no, no.

238
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,916
Not a chance. Too sore.

239
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,875
Ah, me too. All swollen.

240
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,416
- Ugh.
- Ah.

241
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My dick skin has these crazy burns.

242
00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:42,291
It couldn't handle
all those hours of friction.

243
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,791
Greetings, Al Jamain.

244
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:49,125
<i>Hello.</i> Habibti <i>Liza, my beautiful.</i>

245
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,041
<i>I wanted to make sure
everything is in place for the delivery.</i>

246
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,416
Yes, sir. Have we ever let you down?

247
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,833
<i>No. I can thank you
for so many of my wives.</i>

248
00:13:57,916 --> 00:13:58,750
I know.

249
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,500
<i>Okay, I have looked at all the photos.</i>

250
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,625
<i>They are all so beautiful.</i>

251
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,000
<i>It's going to be very hard
to make a choice.</i>

252
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,791
Just follow your heart

253
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:09,250
or sense of aesthetics.

254
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,250
There's no right or wrong
when it comes to collecting a harem.

255
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,875
<i>Ah, Liza, are you sure
I can't tempt you to join my harem?</i>

256
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:19,208
<i>You'd be one
of my top-ten wives, definitely.</i>

257
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:22,458
Sorry, Al Jamain.
It's... It is very tempting, but, um...

258
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:25,000
you know, my heart
is in human trafficking, so...

259
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,291
<i>Very well.</i>

260
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,458
<i>I will see you tonight
with a broken heart.</i>

261
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,625
So time-consuming.

262
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,583
I don't even understand
why you would think

263
00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:31,083
it is okay to fart in a little room
that is being used by multiple people.

264
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,500
I am sorry,
but there isn't a fart fan in there.

265
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,250
There is no such thing
as a fart fan, G�nther.

266
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,583
Leave the room and fart
like a normal person.

267
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:42,291
<i>Ja,</i> I am actually
on Liza's side on this one.

268
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:46,000
I can only apologize,
but I know it doesn't make things right.

269
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:49,625
I let you down, but more importantly,

270
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:51,250
I let myself down.

271
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:26,833
Bingo.

272
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,166
The head of the snake.

273
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,916
It is my great honor to welcome you

274
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,541
to the Caribbean Queen's
mandatory foam party!

275
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,708
Have fun in the foam! I know I will.

276
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,458
Her, her, her,

277
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,333
and... her.

278
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,125
Ah, Liza!

279
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,041
Mwah, mwah!

280
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:54,416
This is so exciting.

281
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,166
I... I can't believe
that my future wife is lying among them.

282
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,375
Feel my heart.
It's racing with love!

283
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:05,875
Yes, I can tell you're all giddy.
So these are your top five.

284
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,166
Huh.

285
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:09,291
Uh, the devil is in the details.

286
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,833
Beautiful teeth.

287
00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:14,375
Probably wore braces.

288
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:18,000
- A few fillings.
- You can never be too anal.

289
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,541
Liza, I don't want them too skinny, huh?

290
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:25,833
Wow. Ah.

291
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:29,666
This one is a keeper, huh?
Look at those hips.

292
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:32,958
She will give me many sons. Hmm.

293
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,000
Yeah, this is the one.

294
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,916
I never believed
in love at first sight, but, uh...

295
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,291
I have found my wife!

296
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,041
Woman overboard.

297
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:53,375
Another tragic suicide
on the Singles Cruise.

298
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:57,250
Classic story of unbearable heartbreak.
Happens every year.

299
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:01,750
You say that
because it's not true, huh?

300
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,541
You sell women to me
and let the families think

301
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:08,750
they have committed suicide
or ran away, and they are devastated.

302
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,250
Yeah, yeah.
That was the intent of the joke,

303
00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:17,916
but when you say it like that,
it doesn't sound that funny.

304
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,416
I'm still laughing.

305
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:39,583
Shark. Shark! This is Iron.
Can you hear me?

306
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,626
<i>This is Becker!</i>

307
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,958
<i>What can I do for you,
Agent Steel from the Special Unit?</i>

308
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,375
Sh!

309
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,916
I'm Iron. We're using code names.

310
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,750
<i>- Roger that, Agent Steel!</i>
- Iron!

311
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:56,291
Iron. Iron. Listen to me.
I am playing with fire here,

312
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,458
and I might not make it out alive.

313
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:01,916
<i>Got it, Agent Steel... Iron... Steel.</i>

314
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,583
What? What?
If anything should happen to me,

315
00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:08,625
I want you to know that this sneaky
Goody Two-shoes is running this.

316
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,583
His name is Captain Fall. Take that down.

317
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:13,583
<i>It's okay. I'll memorize it.</i>

318
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:15,208
No! No. No.

319
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,625
Write it down, for the love of God.

320
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:20,333
- Captain Fall.
<i>- No, no, no. I don't have to.</i>

321
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:22,916
<i>That name is easy to remember, you see?</i>

322
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,791
Just grab a pen and paper real quick.
Real quick!

323
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,041
Just write it down. Captain Fall. Please.

324
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:29,958
<i>No, no, no, no.</i>

325
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,625
<i>You can lose a piece of paper
just like that.</i>

326
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,666
<i>- I'll put that in my vault.</i>
- No vault.

327
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,250
<i>My head is my hard disk.</i>

328
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,666
No, please!
This is just too important. Captain Fall.

329
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,416
He needs to go behind bars.
Are you writing this down?

330
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,500
Is that you,
Miss Adelaide Simpson?

331
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,041
- Mm!
<i>- What the Jesus Christ?</i>

332
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,458
<i>Becker, it's Agent Steel.</i>

333
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:54,125
<i>- I love what you've done to your hair.</i>
- Hello? Shark?

334
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,791
<i>- Have you lost weight, you little minx?</i>
- Becker?

335
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:02,750
You know, if it wasn't for social media
and Tinder and all that,

336
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,125
I wouldn't have to go through
all this hassle.

337
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,583
- No?
- Ah...

338
00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:09,125
Dating is like a full-time job these days.

339
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:13,291
I just don't have that time to swipe
and slide into DMs and all that.

340
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,333
Mm. I see your point.

341
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,916
Well, your new wife
is sound asleep right now,

342
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,791
but should wake up
in an hour or so. Enjoy!

343
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:25,833
Oh, and Liza, extend my gratitude
to Captain Fall, huh? <i>Shukran, habibti.</i>

344
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,041
Hmm.

345
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:48,750
- She might end up really happy, you know.
- Yeah, absolutely.

346
00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:54,166
Sparks could go flying when she wakes up
in that submarine with him, and... you know,

347
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,958
they could get a connection or something,

348
00:22:57,041 --> 00:23:00,458
and that can evolve into true love.

349
00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:03,625
I would say probably. Yeah.

350
00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:05,750
Well, I'll just head down
with the diamonds.

351
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,083
You guys get this party started again.

352
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,958
I'm gonna take a little breather.
This foam is making me dizzy.

353
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,291
What?

354
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:38,583
I said I'm going to take a breather.
This foam is making me dizzy.

355
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,708
You just keep doing your music thing.
This is great!

356
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:42,541
What?

357
00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:58,500
Hey, hey, hey. What the hemp?

358
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,666
Don't dive at night, sir. That's not safe.

359
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,583
Oh, there you are, Captain Fall.

360
00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,583
Well, yes.

361
00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:09,000
Rarely have I encountered such pure evil.

362
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:13,000
I must admit, I do respect
such a formidable and cunning adversary,

363
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:17,041
but it's game over for you.
See you in court, Captain.

364
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,833
What? Are you going to sue me

365
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,958
because you couldn't find
that special someone on this cruise?

366
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:23,625
What the hell are you talking about?

367
00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:26,166
I've enough evidence here
to put you away for life.

368
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,250
To... To jail? W... Why would you do that?

369
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,708
Don't play coy with me.
You run this whole damn operation,

370
00:24:32,791 --> 00:24:36,000
and I've seen the horrible things
going down in your hull.

371
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,416
How can you live with yourself, Fall?

372
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:44,166
We have a Code Red. I repeat, Code Red.

373
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,583
There's an intruder on board.
Aft on third deck.

374
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,708
I repeat, aft on third deck.

375
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:52,375
Okay, I am not really with you here, sir.

376
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,666
I'm just a faithful captain
transporting people from A to B

377
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,291
while trying to give them
the best time of their lives.

378
00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,656
"I'm just a faithful captain."
No, you're not!

379
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,875
You are a horrible person,
you do horrible things,

380
00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,208
and you deserve everything
that's comin' to you.

381
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:08,000
Wow, that is crazy talk.

382
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:11,583
I have never hurt anyone.
Not even emotionally.

383
00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:15,750
You're doomed, Captain Fall,
and I will personally see to that.

384
00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:17,958
I am? Seriously?

385
00:25:18,041 --> 00:25:21,208
But I don't even know who you are.

386
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:22,875
Who I am? Well,

387
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:25,000
I'm Agent Steel,

388
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:28,750
and I am your worst nightmare.

389
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:34,625
You are?

390
00:25:34,675 --> 00:25:39,225
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